Where The Past Disappears Forever

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anexperimentallife:
“invaderxan:
“sukkanen:
“hitmewthatgayshit:
“ renenlilje:
“ itsensakaljastaja:
“ pajunkissa:
“ 30-minute-memes:
“25 and it got me excited
”
bitches dont know about my astiankuivauskaappi
”
that thing looks ridiculous. Why not just...

anexperimentallife:

invaderxan:

sukkanen:

hitmewthatgayshit:

renenlilje:

itsensakaljastaja:

pajunkissa:

30-minute-memes:

25 and it got me excited

bitches dont know about my astiankuivauskaappi

that thing looks ridiculous. Why not just put it in the cabinet above the sink??

Every single finnish person is laughing at you peasants

its a dish drying set up?? im not about to put wet dishes in the cupboard? who does that?

hi

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welcome to finland, this exists in every single household in finland

I’m convinced that every country in the world has exactly one (1) household thing that it does better than anyone else. And if we could somehow combine them…

We could have the Avatar of households

umbr:

puppetswithpointedteeth:

This makes my heart so happy. 🥺

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Originally posted by helensbadger

gabbigabriella:
“cactustuck:
“ uhouse:
“ endquestionmark:
“ firegrowshigher:
“ transhumanisticpanspermia:
“ boopart:
“ WHAT!!!!
”
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how...

gabbigabriella:

cactustuck:

uhouse:

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

pukicho:

I’d like to consider myself the elf of humans

grimeclown:
“buttplugfoetus:
“

grimeclown:

buttplugfoetus:

<3

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pukicho:

terezibug:

pukicho:

Sorry no offense but the fella who made boat terminology was horny as fuck

explain poopdeck

He was feeling silly

darkerthanerebus:

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

nikcage:

you gotta have a typo in like alll your posts it adds chaarcter.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic… very helpful. i’ve noticed you’re wearing the same clothing as several other people… why is that

snorlaxatives:

i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors  

oddflex:

neopets-hentai:

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

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cannibalpuppy:

you’ve gotta understand i don’t post on here to gain followers i do it to empty my mind ruthlessly each day so i dont go insane . me posting about a character is just me shaking my brain upside down to make sure everything comes out

kawaiite-mage:

ace-bestos:

Let’s see what this whole hummus thing is about

If you’re a fan of gay sex I cannot recommend hummus enough

tainbocuailnge:

i think absolutely the funniest thing about like, the adfree tumblr subscription coming with the option to turn ads back on anyway so you can see the weird ad everyone is talking about, or the new promoted post feature and everyone immediately thinking about what kind of stupid shit to put on other people’s dashboards. is that for years execs have been struggling for a way to make tumblr profitable when its userbase is so actively hostile to being advertised to and thus extremely unattractive to the big advertisers that keep the majority of other sites afloat, and have been passing tumblr around from company to company like a hot potato as a result. and now the solution is to like. only allow the stupidest most insane ineffective advertisements and then give users the tools to make even more insane and ineffective advertisements. i just really like that this site is so impossible to advertise to that they just kinda gave up on doing it the conventional way and are now letting us prop up the empty defaced husk of advertisement and parade it around for our amusement. i also really like that this is a perfectly double edged sword because the more people see your post the more attention you get and everyone knows attention is a punishment on tumblr dot com. i love it here i’m never gonna leave